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pilau

(pee-LAU)

Definition

1. Adjective Stinky, putrid, spoiled, or rotten; emitting a foul stench.

2. Noun A terrible smell or stench.

3. Adjective Having a bad character, corrupt, or morally rotten.

Usage

"Oh brah, you goin showa? So pilau"

English Translation

Excuse me sir, are you going to bathe? You smell

Alternates / See Also

pilaw

Origin

Hawaiian

Usage Frequency

medium

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Cultural Context

"Pilau" is a fundamental Hawaiian word that has been fully integrated into everyday Pidgin, used by virtually everyone in Hawaii from young children to elders. In its most literal sense, it describes a foul stench, rotting garbage, spoiled food, or terrible body odor. However, its usage extends deeply into describing a person's moral character; calling someone "pilau" or saying they have "pilau ways" means they are corrupt, deceitful, or generally a bad person. While it is perfectly acceptable and common to use the word casually when complaining about a bad smell—like a dead mongoose on the road or forgotten bait—using it to describe a person is a severe insult that can easily start a fight. The word carries the weight of its Native Hawaiian origins, where cleanliness and purity were highly valued, making "pilau" the ultimate descriptor for something physically or spiritually tainted.

The Story

The afternoon sun baked the asphalt at the Heeia Kea boat ramp, slowing everything down to a crawl. Nelson sat on the tailgate of his rusted Toyota Tacoma, methodically untangling a mess of monofilament line while his grandson, Micah, dragged his feet near the washdown hose. They had been out since four in the morning, and the catch was nothing but two small papio and a whole lot of melted ice. The air was thick with the smell of salt, exhaust, and the bait they had left sitting out too long.

"Eh, boy, grab that aku belly from the bucket and throw 'em in the rubbish," Nelson muttered, not looking up from his tangled line. Micah leaned over the white plastic bucket, immediately recoiling and pinching his nose. The bait had been baking in the Kaneohe heat for hours.

"Papa, I not touching that," Micah whined, taking three steps back. "So pilau! Make me wanna throw up." Nelson finally stopped his work, letting out a low, rumbling laugh. He slid off the tailgate, grabbed the bucket himself, and dumped it into the nearby dumpster. "You lucky you only gotta smell 'em," Nelson said, wiping his hands on his faded boardshorts. "Back in the day, my tutu used to make us eat the stuff that smell worse than this."

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