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pohō

(poh-HOH)

Definition

Adjective Useless, wasteful, or a waste of time, money, or effort.

Usage

"No waste yo' time wit' dat guy, he all pohō."

English Translation

Don't waste your time with that guy, he's useless.

Alternates / See Also

poho

Origin

Hawaiian

Usage Frequency

medium

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Cultural Context

The Difference a Line Makes: Poho vs. Pohō

The meaning of this word changes completely depending on the kahakō (the line over the 'o').

1. Pohō (The Pidgin Meaning): When locals say "Ah, so poho!", they use the word Pohō (Loss/Damage). This refers to something wasted, useless, or "out of luck."

2. Poho (The Hawaiian Meanings): Without the line, poho is a versatile word often meaning "hollow," "container," or "depression."

  • Poho kai: A hollow where the sea remains at low tide.
  • Poho lima: The hollow of the hand (palm).


3. The Real "Poho Place":
The street Poho Place (near Mama's Fish House and Hoʻokipa) is named after the geography of the coastline. It refers to the small protected cove and the large tide pool formed in the coral reef, literally a "container" (poho) for the ocean water.

The Story

Keoni had just dropped eighty bucks on a massive platter of fresh ahi poke from the Kahului Costco, tasked with bringing the main appetizer to his girlfriend's family gathering in Makawao. He was already nervous about meeting her strict Portuguese father, so he wanted everything to be perfect. As he strutted back to his lifted Tacoma, he tried to look effortlessly cool, spinning his keys on one finger while balancing the flimsy plastic tray in his other hand.

He didn't notice the rogue shopping cart rolling directly into his path until it clipped his shin. Keoni stumbled, his arms flailing in a desperate attempt to save the fish. The plastic lid popped off mid-air, and two pounds of premium shoyu ahi splattered across the hot, oily asphalt right in front of a family loading their groceries.

"Oh, brah," an older guy loading a flatbed of toilet paper muttered, shaking his head at the glistening pink cubes baking on the pavement. "So pohō." Keoni just stood there, his face burning red, holding an empty plastic bottom while a flock of mynah birds began gathering nearby.

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